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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:21:00 -
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A toon named Erotica-1 there once was
Who scammed people out of isk just because
IGÇÖll double your isk
But probably not today
Haha sucker, thatGÇÖs what a scammer does
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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:26:00 -
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There was a young man named Tom
Whose dream was to plant a bomb
To blow up the Goons
While listening to tunes
That was the dream of young Tom
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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:35:00 -
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In Reykjavik there once was a server
Whose users played with much fervor
They would argue about fits
Especially the Britts
Which makes no sense to a casual observer
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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:40:00 -
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There once was a guy in a destroyer
Who blew up the raven of a lawyer
The lawyer cried
This is not in the guide
I feel bad for the poor guys employer
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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:33:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:There once was a boy,
He cooked up a nasty surprise,
But it blew up in his face,
And now his dream dies,
But wait... there's more...
A sly Marmite leader made him his toy,
And asked for billions more isk from outer space,
Our Goblin friend said how great!
He continued writing for his master like a *****,
The rest of the universe with their jaws agape.
Ok that's a rough draft, be back later.
I dont think you understand what a limerick is:
The Rules of Limericks
Limericks, like all poetic forms, have a set of rules that you need to follow. The rules for a limerick are fairly simple:
They are five lines long.
Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with one another.
Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other.
They have a distinctive rhythm (which IGÇÖll explain shortly)
They are usually funny.
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Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:38:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:There once was guild in the mountain,
They decided to come down to Foutain
They blew up some ships,
Sent TEST to Highsec in crypts,
And now TEST farms FW to plow a ton.
Ok, needs some work....
To be honest, this one is quite good except for that last line. |
Volar Kang
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
83
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:51:00 -
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Erotica 1 wrote:A new player came from wow to EVE,
For right now we'll just call him Steve,
He threw 10 plex in his ship
Then he fell for the can flip
Now all he does is grieve
You are getting much better at this. |
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